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41 " And when it comes to men . . . well, who wants a guy who’s three minutes and done when you could have a Mr. ‘Rock Your World All Night Long And Why Not Another Whirl In The Morning?’ Ahem. Just saying. But "
― Lila Monroe , Lovestruck (Lucky in Love, #3)
42 " Always graceful, sweetheart, like a beautiful swan. Paddle like hell where no one can see, but up above, all ease and charm. And no ugly frowny face; yes, just like you’re doing right now. "
― Lila Monroe , Snowed In (Christmas With A Billionaire Novella Collection)
43 " heat flashed in his eyes like a tiger spying its prey, and my panties liquefied. Then like a flash, he was all detached amusement again, a bored god surveying the lowly human and her foibles, and I couldn’t help but wonder if I’d imagined the whole thing. "
― Lila Monroe , The Billionaire Bargain #1
44 " It is Furious 11: Berkshire Bonanza up in here. "
― Lila Monroe , Head Over High Heels
45 " Meredith Chambers, hottest romance agent in New York, filthiest mouth east of the Mississippi. Or west, come to think of it. Some "
― Lila Monroe , Get Lucky (Lucky In Love, #1)
46 " He’s kind of adorable in a frisky puppy sort of way. "
47 " My throat goes dry. I try to come up with a verbal response, but I can’t get a word out. Say something. Anything. Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Wait, am I Shakespeare-ing? Gah! Think, Paige! "
48 " Can we get them some ring pops, like in the proposal scene in Deadpool? Will I have to carry them down the aisle clenched in my ass, just like in Deadpool? Why the fuck am I thinking about Deadpool so much? Besides the fact that that movie is perfect, I mean. Mike "
49 " (Yeah, I couldn’t believe I let that last one slip either. If he ever brought that up around anyone else, I was going to deck him. And then deny everything. And then hopefully be swallowed up by the earth underneath me before anyone could laugh.) No "
50 " Sex, Lies, and Superspies "
51 " Horseshit? Fuck you. I will defend my Belle and Mulan awesome warrior princess road comedy fan fiction to the fucking death. "
52 " The dude sits up, groaning and rubbing his head. Then he says, in a perfectly normal American accent, “The fuck is wrong with you people? Jesus, I think I got a lump the size of a goddamn egg. "
53 " Meredith Chambers, hottest romance agent in New York, filthiest mouth east of the Mississippi. Or west, come to think of it. Some women walking by give her a shocked, slightly annoyed expression. She responds with aplomb. “Legs together, ladies. I’m not afraid of a little muff diving. "
54 " Say whatever’s on your mind.” If I had a dollar for every time a man told me that, I would have one dollar. "
55 " I like to think of it as ‘I’m trying to keep us calm.’ You’re dead certain we’re headed to Alcatraz.” “Alcatraz isn’t a functioning prison anymore,” I say. “You’re a functioning prison,” she says. “That doesn’t make sense!” “Neither does splashing and frolicking and groping your dick in the Bellagio fountain, but in case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a whole buffet of doesn’t make sense going on right now. So load up your plate, grab the crab legs before they run out, and eat. "
56 " Guys this hot should come with a warning label. Not that I’d stop to read it. Hottie "
― Lila Monroe , Billionaire With a Twist: Part One
57 " I check my email again—nothing—and try calling. The result is even more nothing. Nothing for everyone. We have a last minute sale on nothing, please bring all your nothing to the checkout counter. It is the Black Friday of nothing. "
58 " Oh, fuck me. And not in the nice way, where I have two orgasms and someone makes me breakfast in the morning. The door opens, and Mike and that douche lizard Nate Wexler get out. "
59 " You partook of my virtue, m’lord,” I say, not meeting his eyes. When I get nervous, I go straight to Renaissance Faire speak. It’s just easier to handle reality when I imagine I’m in a corset with a turkey drumstick, I guess. "
60 " I park, turn off the car, and take a deep breath. I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. I repeat the Litany Against Fear over and over in my mind. Forget my years at Delta Zeta, the Bene Gesserit are my true sisterhood. "