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21 " You make my nerd heart sad, young Padawan. "
― Lila Monroe , Get Lucky (Lucky In Love, #1)
22 " I find it hard to tear my gaze away from that that fantastic ass. "
23 " I want to check into a hotel for the night, order room service, and eat French fries while watching reality TV until I’m fucking comatose. Then I want to sleep for sixteen hours.” Motherhood is a joy. "
― Lila Monroe , Bet Me (Lucky in Love, #2)
24 " You have more fun with her than you do on your own. Everything’s an adventure. You’re compatible in the ways that matter. The sex is hot. And you trust that she’ll be next to you, no matter what happens. "
25 " because if I listen to one more thing you say then my heart will be stretched so thin that the tiniest jostle will break it, and I can’t bear that, not again, not after I cared about you so much and you hurt me so badly. Oh Asher, I cared about you so much and I didn’t even know till right this second, why did you have to ruin everything, oh God Asher I think I loved you, I think I still "
― Lila Monroe , The Billionaire Game 3
26 " I read my porn, like a classy person. "
― Lila Monroe , The Billionaire Game 1
27 " chardonnay later, and my drunken rant has gone viral. I’m the most famous person NOT having sex since the Jonas Brothers put on their purity rings. A men’s magazine has even put a bounty on my (ahem) maidenhead: fifty Gs to whoever makes me break the drought. Be careful what you wish for... Now my office looks like an explosion in a Hallmark factory, I’ve got guys lining up to sweep me off my feet-and the one man I want is most definitely off-limits. Jake Weston is a player through and "
28 " her dreams, it’s her mission to spread the sweet sweet joy of monogamous bliss to all and sundry, but especially to certain people who “are married to their job,” and “going to give themselves an ulcer,” and “it’s just one blind date, Lacey, jeez, you need to loosen up.” My blind date was so loosened up I was afraid he was going to slide off his chair into a puddle under the table. "
― Lila Monroe , The Billionaire Bargain: Series Collection
29 " Christmas carols play as I ride the escalator. I want to sing along, adding my own lyrics. Joy to the world/ Your flight is in/ Please don’t for-get your bags. "
― Lila Monroe , Snowed In (Christmas With A Billionaire Novella Collection)
30 " Good night, then.” He brushes past me and leaves, closing the door behind him. Jerk. Oh God, my boss is a hot jerk. My stomach sinks as I sit down on the bed. What in the world have I gotten myself into? "
31 " I could ride his tongue for hours, but then his fingers are back, pushing, thrusting, and I could ride those, too. Especially when his mouth returns to my clit, circling and sucking. "
32 " —who definitely didn’t found this whole business herself without no help from anyone or anything,” I finished. “What an altruist!” And smiling as sweetly as apple pie, still keeping eye contact, I tossed his business card right out the window. You could have framed the look on his face and sold it for a million dollars. “Goodbye, Mr. Young. "
33 " Why are you so obsessed with my girlfriends?” he said, lounging against the wall in a way that would have incited riots if he’d been in public. “I’m not obsessed! You just keep bringing them around here and throwing them in my face! "
34 " saboteur "
35 " I groan as I flip on the lights and rush into the bathroom. I need a shower. That’s it. A good hot shower will stop the pounding headache. I look at the mirror over the sink, grimacing at my smeared eye makeup. Then, just to make sure, I pull down my skirt, turn around, and bam. Tattooed TARDIS, right square over my ass. My Whovian heart has led me astray at last . "
36 " Hair-trigger temper? Stevie! Inability to trust men? Stevie! Global warming? Probably Stevie! Especially since he’s always leaving the fridge open. "
37 " Nothing says a relaxed drinking environment like dead prehistoric animals next door. "
― Lila Monroe , Head Over High Heels
38 " Archer Valmont, sadistic billionaire and champion badminton player, with "
39 " No, doofus. It’s the rebel alliance symbol from Star Wars.” Holy shit. I’ve been branded a nerd. "
40 " And when I say extraordinary, I mean tacky beyond all reason. Brightly "
