QUOTE : I like to think of it as ‘I’m trying to keep us calm.’ You’re dead certain we’re headed to Alcatraz.” <br /><br />“Alcatraz isn’t a functioning prison anymore,” I say. <br /><br />“You’re a functioning prison,” she says. <br /><br />“That doesn’t make sense!” <br /><br />“Neither does splashing and frolicking and groping your dick in the Bellagio fountain, but in case you hadn’t noticed, there’s a whole buffet of doesn’t make sense going on right now. So load up your plate, grab the crab legs before they run out, and eat.