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21 " Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties. "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume Three: Three the Hard Way
22 " I know it’s a mess and it’s half-taped together and it’s old and busted– but it’s mine. And you gotta make that work, right? You gotta make your own stuff work out. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye, Volume 2: Little Hits
23 " That's how I survived. Time and time again. That's my secret. I survived because I willed it to be. ... How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames. "
― Matt Fraction
24 " You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living life--that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is--you take the shot. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye, Volume 1: My Life as a Weapon
25 " I reject passive consumption. I reject the premise. I will have no passive consumers. Casanova will not stop and explain itself to you. It will not allow you to flip through it while you're dropping a deuce and waiting for Batman to show up. "
26 " Having shot Stilt Man in the taint with a bazooka -- I've come to realize every character is somebodys favorite character. "
27 " Sex is just a word. Love is a sentence "
28 " Heil Hitler, Y'all "
― Matt Fraction , Punisher War Journal, Vol. 2: Goin' Out West
29 " I'm great at boats! "
30 " Just looking at people made me care about them more. I fell in love with everything and everyone a little bit. They were all beautiful in some way. I just had to wait and watch and I'd catch it at the right time. "
31 " Aw, coffee, no. "
32 " This is death during wartime and it is capricious as shit. "
― Matt Fraction , ODY-C, Vol. 1: Off to Far Ithicaa
33 " He played Sarah McLachlan. For the rest of my life whenever I'd get a latte or see a sick dog, I'd think about my hymen. "
34 " Let my tale be a warning. Sure as blood shall be all our undoing, it is stories that set us all free. The stories are all that matter. "
― Matt Fraction , ODY-C: Cycle One
35 " Relationships are about the three Cs: compassion, communication, Camaros, and counting. "
36 " How do we define "normal?" Quite literally it comes from the Latin norma meaning "carpenter's square." Straight. And "abnormal?" That's from the Greek anomalos, and the Latin abnormis meaning "monstrosity. "
37 " You are both Goddesses of the Stars, no need to get punitive.''And yet, "punitive" is what we do so very well. "
― Matt Fraction , ODY-C #1
38 " Hiiii Jonny. It's ya girl, Suzanne DeQuaalude-Handjob. And i want you to rrrruin me. "
39 " Fellas! Want to drive her wild? Then learn how to fold a goddamn bath towel, Gerry, jesus FUCK. "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume One: One Weird Trick
40 " Having sex in new locations can be exciting, like when Neil Armstrong fucked the moon. "