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1 " This guy.This fucking guy. "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume One: One Weird Trick
2 " Fellas! Want to drive her wild? Then learn how to fold a goddamn bath towel, Gerry, jesus FUCK. "
3 " Having sex in new locations can be exciting, like when Neil Armstrong fucked the moon. "
4 " I've talked to girls who were so blasé about their orgasm. Like it was another thing to do, like I was making it too mythical, too big. Like it wasn't important. Fuck you. This is huge for me. I am God now. "
5 " When i'm 58 years old and on my deathbed, i'd better see through my one good eye Matt drawing a donger on my forehead, cum doodles dripping down my face like life-giving tears. "
