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1 " I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart! "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume Three: Three the Hard Way
2 " If she doesn't want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her pussy. "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume Two: Two Worlds One Cop
3 " You're into what you're into, I'm into what I'm into. We don't have to be into the same shit, and if you're safe, sane, and happy, then go on and get you some. "
4 " Because of this.Because your funny.Because you know Lolita.And Nabukov and James Mason too.Because you're cute and funny and i'm kind of sad and you haven't tried hitting on me once.Because you weren't even trying... "
― Matt Fraction
5 " She was reasonable and rational, even through the tears. I hurt her. I know I hurt her. All I felt was anger. I wanted to yell and break stuff. Be demonstrative. Because she was being... she was so adult. And I just felt like a stupid kid. I didn't want to be in our empty place so I did what I do, I went to the movies. I wanted a big dark room to cry in. "
6 " Boomerang arrow, Kate -- It comes back to you in the end. Boomerang. Respect it. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye, Volume 1: My Life as a Weapon
7 " I am telling you now: I might be young, but I am good. I work hard, and I'm a good person. I know what's right. I know what's wrong. And if you give me this chance-- if you just give me one shot to show you how good I can be, how hard I work, how much I believe in doing the right thing -- I won't let you down. I promise. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye, Volume 3: L.A. Woman
8 " This guy.This fucking guy. "
― Matt Fraction , Sex Criminals: Volume One: One Weird Trick
9 " My kitty wishes to engulf you within her darkened delta of destruction. "
10 " Nay, father. Some of us have been killing giants today and aren't in the mood to have a tea party.- Thor, God of Thunder "
― Matt Fraction , Thor: Ages of Thunder
11 " You asked about the Avengers. Y’wanna know the best part about being an Avenger? Having Captain America around you all the time. He just—the guy just brings out the absolute best in people. You want to be good when he’s around. You really do.Ivan, look around you real quick. Because right now? Captain America ain’t here. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye #1
12 " Okay… This looks bad. You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era.So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse. "
13 " I…God, I don’t even know where to start. I’m here. I’m here for you, okay? No matter what. You can scream and you can yell and be as mean and self-destructive as you want. Because I know you’re going to be here for me when it’s my turn to fall apart. Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing sub-verbal bullying murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the person we both wish we could be. And I know that person…I know that person is worth something. I know that person can…can pretty much do anything. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye #13
14 " Today sucks. I’m goin’ back to bed. "
― Matt Fraction , Hawkeye #9
15 " You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry! "
16 " For the next life, screw everybody. Oh who am I fooling? I don't want a next life. I just want a nap. "
17 " Great thing about asking a real cab hack for directions is they'll know where you want to go. Bad thing is they give it to you in cabbie. Lots of "turn left by the hobo peeing on the cat" sorta stuff. "
18 " Some days it just feels like I'm here for the shoes and the eternal hope that I shall be issued minions. "
― Matt Fraction , Uncanny X-Men: Lovelorn
19 " Death to the pale-penised man-monster! Death to the pendulous-breasted harridan! "
20 " Who the hell let you animals into my office?I'll have you know I was playing a VERY unimportant game of chess right now with a man that kept saying "King me. "
― Matt Fraction , The Invincible Iron Man, Voume 9: Demon
