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121 " Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning. "
― Bauvard , Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
122 " Don't drink away your dreams; drink towards them. "
123 " Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. "
124 " The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather. "
125 " What’s outside my head and what’s inside my head aren’t worth mentioning. What’s worth mentioning is what’s on my head – my hair. Whatever happens, I’ll still be as fashionably coiffed as I was before the war broke out and I got dementia. "
126 " Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective. "
― Bauvard , The Prince Of Plungers
127 " As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success. "
― Bauvard , Morsels
128 " I don’t believe in a lot of phenomena that fall under the term ‘parapsychology.’ Especially that one branch, psychology. You’re going to tell me there’s something inside my head, controlling me? "
129 " Buddhism: a violent religion that has compensated for the exploding human population by causing whole species of animal vessels to go extinct. "
130 " The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It just isn't good table manners to exclude someone from their own ridicule. That's why the juiciest side conversations occur at a table for one. "
131 " A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life. "
132 " I may be slow, but I know a racist when I’m called one - and I am proud to support the supremacy of the 100-meter leisurely stroll. "
133 " When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image. "
134 " Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings. "