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101 " Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with. "
― Bauvard , Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
102 " Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes. "
103 " Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion. "
― Bauvard , The Prince Of Plungers
104 " When cultivating your garden, keep the soil healthy with encroachers. The most redolent flowers grow over graves. "
105 " Attacking the person instead of the argument is condemned in logic, widespread in physics, and not used nearly enough in humanism. "
106 " Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity. "
107 " Never proscribe a child’s vitality – prescribe it. "
108 " Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me. "
109 " I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle. "
110 " Inconsistent parenting creates confusion. When I'm pitting mom against dad, they never know what to expect. "
111 " What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around. "
112 " It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty. "
113 " Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share. "
114 " When a person encounters his own statue and takes a hammer to it, performance art adds depth to greatness. "
115 " When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy. "
116 " Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety. "
117 " After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though. "
118 " You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside flap. Great writers take up the entire back cover looking slightly mad, sad, or bored. The very best writers, though, had the superior ability to die before photography was invented. "
119 " It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much. "
120 " I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder what could be up there. "