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81 " Sometimes we tell ourselves the easy lies to convince ourselves not to take the chances worth taking. "
― Pippa Grant , The Grumpy Player Next Door (Copper Valley Fireballs, #3)
82 " Brit: OH MY GOD. Tyler. It’s a woman, isn’t it? You’re dating someone! Who is she? What’s her name? When do we get to meet her? Are you bringing her home for Christmas? Is she a bunny, or is she someone else? Wait! Wait! Are you dating one of your teammates’ sisters? OH MY GOD. You’re dating the coach’s daughter and you’re trying to make a good impression, aren’t you? Tyler: *picture of a skinny white guy with big glasses* Haha! Psych. I stole this phone. This is me. I’m Bernard. You guys sound like fun. Will you adopt me? I’ll send you my real number. Dad: That’s a funny Grand Canyon of a vagina, Tyler, my favorite son, god of the sun and moon, he who bangs best. Dad: Grand Canyon of a vagina. Dad: WHO CHANGED MY PHONE TO INSULT YOUR YO-YO MA’S SEX TAPE? Dad: BEEEEEEEEEEEP. Keely: OMG, I’m wheezing. Allie: My favorite part of this is that Tyler’s going to get blamed for changing the autocorrect setting in Dad’s phone. Again. Brit: I can’t believe no one changed “joke” in his phone before now. Dad: I CAN STILL SEE YOUR MESSAGES. "
― Pippa Grant , I Pucking Love You (The Copper Valley Thrusters #5)
83 " Have you seen Minnesota mosquitoes? They’re horses with wings. It’s like being bitten by a hornless unicorn. "
― Pippa Grant , Mister McHottie (Girl Band #1)
84 " He apologized, my hopeless vagina squeals. Let’s hump him. She’s on probation, so I ignore her. "
85 " Love isn’t about blood. And blood isn’t always about love. "
― Pippa Grant , Crazy for Loving You (Bluewater Billionaires)
86 " You’re going to be fine, Daisy. You love people. He’s a people. He’s just a small people. "