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21 " Your heart is not poop. Your life is not poop! Steve is poop. You are unicorn hair plaited in a beautiful braid, sprinkled with sugar and sunshine. "
― Pippa Grant , Hosed (Happy Cat, #1)
22 " Day four of this adventure has begun, and it’s clear where I’m headed. All I need is the handbasket. "
― Pippa Grant , Rockaway Bride (Girl Band #3)
23 " Fuck. I just handed my fake girlfriend a baby poop bomb. And it went off. All. Over. Her. “Oh, fungusbubbles,” I croak out. "
― Pippa Grant , America's Geekheart (Bro Code, #2)
24 " Falling in love was the easy part. Fighting for love is harder than I ever imagined it could be. "
25 " You’ve got a big heart. And that’s why Steve’s betrayal is tearing you apart right now. But big hearts don’t just hurt big. They also heal big. Even bigger and better than they were before. "
26 " I offer him a chocolate from the glass candy dish my admin insisted I needed. He swallows it, wrapper and all, then grabs the bowl and drinks the rest down. I’ve mentioned I missed these guys, haven’t I? “You’re my fucking hero,” I tell Ares. He grunts and eyes the candy dish like he’s contemplating taking a bite of it too. "
― Pippa Grant , Mister McHottie (Girl Band #1)
27 " I don’t think dildos have life goals, but I see your point. "
28 " Laughing with someone when the dishwasher leaks. When he accidentally sits on a squirt bottle of French dressing. When we knock heads in the middle of an orgasm. "
― Pippa Grant , Flirting with the Frenemy (Bro Code, #1)
29 " She grabs me by the balls, scraping my sack, and that color behind my eyeballs goes iridescent. Beyond white. I can’t think. I can’t talk. I can barely keep my knees from giving out. “Flaccid,” she whispers. “And still crooked. You should see a doctor about that. "
30 " Because it’s a fucking spider. Those fuckers are assholes. And they can kill. And there’s nothing normal about an animal that spins fucking yarn out its ass and catches other animals in its ass-yarn so it can fucking suck their blood out. That’s wrong. "
― Pippa Grant , The Pilot & the Puck-Up (The Copper Valley Thrusters, #1)
31 " Or Knox. As I should really call him if Judy happens to say anything to me about him. "
― Pippa Grant , Stud in the Stacks (Girl Band #2)
32 " Those fuckers are assholes. And they can kill. And there’s nothing normal about an animal that spins fucking yarn out its ass and catches other animals in its ass-yarn so it can fucking suck their blood out. That’s wrong. "
33 " bottled-up sunlight under pressure, "
― Pippa Grant , Humbugged (Happy Cat, #4)
34 " I am a multi-tasking baking goddess! "
35 " Embrace what’s better, Ellie. Change what you can change. Fix what you can fix. Accept the rest. "
36 " But no man is really perfect.” “They’re not, but you don’t need a perfect man. Just one who’s perfect for you. "
37 " You’re not a grown-up. You’re some kind of male sex kitten in a glitter suit, and I’m done with you. "
38 " Cupcake wanders over to sniff Emma’s butt, then collapses onto her side. "
39 " Who we could’ve been is always a part of who we are. "
40 " There’s a ripple effect. You do something nice for someone, they’re inspired to do something nice for someone else. You didn’t just buy a few hundred burgers, Daisy. You reminded a few hundred people of the power of joy. "
― Pippa Grant , Crazy for Loving You (Bluewater Billionaires)