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1 " Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself. "
― Victor Gischler , Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse
2 " She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine...She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her. "
― Victor Gischler , The Deputy
3 " Kidpool: Seems like we spend a lot of time bashing flunkies. There's no end to them.Lady Deadpool: They belong to the same union as Stormtroopers and red shirts. "
― Victor Gischler , Deadpool Corps, Volume 2: You Say You Want A Revolution
4 " Prague lay before him like a mysterious stranger in an old hat. An exotic woman waiting for him in poor light. Like an inviting gypsy with a brand-new iPod. "
― Victor Gischler , Vampire a Go-Go
5 " Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history. "
6 " That was life, wasn’t it? You spend so much of it trying to find happiness, and then when you get some, you worry every day something is going to take it away. "
― Victor Gischler , Ink Mage
7 " You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly. "
8 " Brasley still drank too much and liked his women, but at least he paced himself now, walking the path to self-destruction instead of sprinting down it at full speed. "
― Victor Gischler , The Tattooed Duchess (A Fire Beneath the Skin, #2)
9 " Plans are what people make when Fate is sneaking up behind them, "
10 " David sat at his kitchen table, a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue in front of him. He was generally a beer-and-wine kind of guy, but on special occasions, he wanted something with a kick. He’d filled a Pokémon glass three fingers full "
― Victor Gischler , Stay
11 " You’ve come to the wrong shop for mercy. "
12 " At first, the pinpricks felt like hot fly bites down the soft white skin over her spine and along her shoulders. The first time Rina flinched, the mage had admonished her harshly. She hadn’t moved again. "
13 " Prinn lived by one governing thought: Whenever life seems to be going surprisingly well, just wait ten seconds and everything will go back to shit like normal. "
14 " Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the Middle Ages. "
― Victor Gischler , Big Stupid
15 " Don’t you feel it? History is thrusting us into the path of … something. I don’t know. Really, I’m not sure how to explain, but can’t you sense it? The world is being tossed into chaos, and there are just us select few who see it, who can do something, and if we don’t … well, I’m not sure the gods will forgive us. That we would be offered this chance and then cower. I can’t believe it. I won’t. We must rise to the occasion. "
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17 " One’s name should always arrive slightly ahead of one’s person, "
18 " You ever see a planned community?'"All the streets are laid out evenly," Charlie said. "A perfect grid. Planned and predictable. Then look at some old European city. The streets and alleys were made up as they went along. The place evolved over centuries. It's messy, but it's real. "
19 " I never pay for Chinese food.""Explain.""Because it's my favorite.""Explain better.""I started eating it all the time.....It became less special. It got old. It was my favorite, but it got old and dull, and your favorite's not supposed to do that. So I decided I'd never buy it again. It could only be a gift. And now its special again. Like Christmas.""You're a philosopher, Charlie.""Philosophy is just tricks you play on yourself to through the week. "
20 " Alem had not realized prostitutes were so dangerous. "
