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Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse QUOTES

Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse QUOTES

1 " Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself. "

― Victor Gischler , Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

2 " Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history. "

― Victor Gischler , Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse

3 " This is how Mortimer Tate ended up killing the first three human beings he'd laid eyes on in nearly a decade. "

― Victor Gischler , Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse