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Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3) QUOTES

Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3) QUOTES

1 " There’s a big, wet, knuckle-dragger in your kitchen with a gun aimed at my head.” “Sounds like my idea of a Saturday night,” Liv said. "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)

2 " Come on Jude, it’s just man meat, it won’t hurt you, sweetie. Maybe do you some good. Take the stick out of your ass and maybe find something more pleasurable fits just fine. "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)

3 " And there’s only two times I like to sweat, on the football field or during sex. "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)

4 " Levi had him flat on his back with a hand around his neck, his face right over Will’s. “If you finish or act on that threat I will politely remind you that there’s more to me than a feather boa and eyeliner. You got me, Slayer? "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)

5 " Straight boys. I have never understood straight boys. Can’t even give them a compliment without them getting all offended. Except there are those that come looking for a little “sumpin sumpin” on the side. They still have no sense of—“ Jude’s phone went dead mid crackle. "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)

6 " But I’m gay and in a relationship with a hot Viking king and we have a bible thumper… thumping his bible against our bedroom wall… so what if we got carried away? It’s a vacation for us.” Levi took a long sip from his mug before turning his trademark smirk up a few megawatts. “What’s your excuse? "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)