" But I’m gay and in a relationship with a hot Viking king and we have a bible thumper… thumping his bible against our bedroom wall… so what if we got carried away? It’s a vacation for us.” Levi took a long sip from his mug before turning his trademark smirk up a few megawatts. “What’s your excuse? "

― Mercy Celeste , Offside Chance (Southern Scrimmage #3)