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Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1) QUOTES

Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1) QUOTES

1 " Having a good memory for numbers isn’t actually a failing, you know.” “It is when it’s weird. Are you sure you’re gay? I’m beginning to think you’re mathmosexual. "

― J.L. Merrow , Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1)

2 " See? I knew that’d get you in the mood. Good luck finding your lowest common denominator. Just remember, no multiplying until the third date. "

― J.L. Merrow , Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1)

3 " Has your mother explained what a, ah, pee-dohis?” I asked cautiously.
She nodded confidently. “They offer you sweeties in the park and ask you if you want
to see their kittens, but they haven’t really got any. You have to shout NO!really loud, and if
they don’t go away, you have to kick them in the balls and run back home. "

― J.L. Merrow , Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1)

4 " I haven’t got any condoms!” I blurted out. Mortified, I clapped a hand over my mouth. I could almost feel the breeze of the stable door slamming shut as the horse flicked its tail in contempt and cantered merrily down the street.
Sean was laughing at me. “Okay, unexpected but to the point. I like that in a bloke.”
Oh God. “I mean, I thought… Just in case we… Not that I was making any presumptions, that would be, um, presumptuous. And I wouldn’t want to, well, presume…”
A rough-skinned hand stroked my face. It was blessedly cool against my heated skin. “Got it. No presuming. Wouldn’t dream of it. You know. Presuming you’d presumed.”
“You must think I’m utterly ridiculous.”
He laughed again. “Well, I wouldn’t say utterly. "

― J.L. Merrow , Caught! (The Shamwell Tales, #1)