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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2) QUOTES

The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2) QUOTES

1 " Get in the car.” “I’m trying to, but I can’t see. Your penis is blinding me. Is that the bright staff of Gandalf the White?” “What?” “Does the tip glow when you’re excited? "

― Alice Winters , The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2)

2 " Jackson guides Henry toward my lap. “Why are you in on this too?” Henry asks. “What can I say? I’m in love and when I’m in love, I give my babe anything he wants. If he wants his Daddy to sit on his lap, then I’m going to make sure his Daddy sits on his lap. "

― Alice Winters , The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2)

3 " State Street, by that little ice cream shop we went to on our thirteenth date.” “You keep track?” he asks in what sounds like surprise. “Oh my god. You don’t?” I ask, like I’m actually offended. I honestly have no idea what number date it was, I just wanted to make him feel bad for not keeping track. "

― Alice Winters , The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2)