" State Street, by that little ice cream shop we went to on our thirteenth date.” “You keep track?” he asks in what sounds like surprise. “Oh my god. You don’t?” I ask, like I’m actually offended. I honestly have no idea what number date it was, I just wanted to make him feel bad for not keeping track. "

― Alice Winters , The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes (The Hitman's Guide, #2)