" It has to be everywhere. I spray the keyboard and mouse with Clorox every time I go in there. He asked why, and I told him I’m a germophobe. Then he goes, ‘Aren’t you gay? Don’t you stick your fingers inside other guys’ assholes? How can you be scared to touch my keyboard?’” “He did not,” I say in shock. He nods vigorously. “Oh no, he did. I told him everyone’s asshole is cleaner than his keyboard, and he ran off to tell the boss.”
“Seriously? When you’re keeping his strange porn fetishes to yourself? "

― Alice Winters , The Last Text