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How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4) QUOTES

How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4) QUOTES

1 " Don’t eat my fish.”
“I’ll be patient and just snack on you when you come home.”
“Don’t eat the cat.”
His smirk falls to a mock glare. “Come on, have some faith in me!”
“Don’t eat the neighbor.”
“The neighbor is like ninety and shriveled up and probably has old blood.”
I raise an eyebrow. “And you know what the neighbor looks like because?”
River stares at me with wide eyes. “I… like… watching blood bags—people… walk around outside as my mouth waters.”
I’m quite terrified of this fact. “Oh my god, you’re going to eat someone! "

― Alice Winters , How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4)

2 " Oh my god. Bentley is also in the mob. What have I gotten myself into? And is he into this annoyingly sexy Russian vampire? Why are they all so good-looking? Is it a requirement to be good-looking to be part of the vampire mob? "

― Alice Winters , How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4)

3 " You’re strangely prepared.”
“Not for this, no. I just heard condoms were really good for opening a stuck jar. You just pop it on top and instant hand grip. That’s the only reason I’ve been carrying one around.”
“You… often come across bottles you can’t open?”
“Far too much. And the lube was for greasing up… stuff, obviously. I didn’t at all plan to have you take me to an amusement park and fuck me in the car or something weird,” I say as I tear open the packet of lube. After I squirt some onto my hand, he takes it from me.
“I’m surprised you weren’t planning for something R-rated on the carousel or something after dark.”
“Ooh, that’s a good one. Especially with that music they play, it’d be the best sex jam ever.”
“Would it?” he asks suspiciously.
“Of course,” I say, unable to keep the grin off my face. “If I had my phone, I’d play it and you could fuck me to the beat.”
“I don’t think carousel songs have a ‘fucking beat,’ but I could be wrong. "

― Alice Winters , How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4)

4 " So, rules?”
“Okay, right. So basically, you’re trying to get some properties. It’s more beneficial to get properties of the same color and that will be worth more. Every time you pass go, you have to take off an item of clothing and when you go to jail, you have to take off two items of clothing. That’s it.”
Bentley raises an eyebrow at me. “You… played this perverted game with your family? Wasn’t it a bit creepy?”
I nod. “Yeah, it traumatized me severely. But it’s the rules, and you know you have to follow the rules.”
“Uh-huh… "

― Alice Winters , How to Save a Human (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #4)