QUOTE : You’re strangely prepared.”<br />“Not for this, no. I just heard condoms were really good for opening a stuck jar. You just pop it on top and instant hand grip. That’s the only reason I’ve been carrying one around.”<br />“You… often come across bottles you can’t open?”<br />“Far too much. And the lube was for greasing up… stuff, obviously. I didn’t at all plan to have you take me to an amusement park and fuck me in the car or something weird,” I say as I tear open the packet of lube. After I squirt some onto my hand, he takes it from me.<br />“I’m surprised you weren’t planning for something R-rated on the carousel or something after dark.”<br />“Ooh, that’s a good one. Especially with that music they play, it’d be the best sex jam ever.”<br />“Would it?” he asks suspiciously.<br />“Of course,” I say, unable to keep the grin off my face. “If I had my phone, I’d play it and you could fuck me to the beat.”<br />“I don’t think carousel songs have a ‘fucking beat,’ but I could be wrong.