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He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2) QUOTES

He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2) QUOTES

1 " In alcohol’s defense, I’m done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.” - kushandwizdom "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

2 " I don’t care where we eat. As long as it’s not one of the 12 places you just named.” - Someecards.com "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

3 " Trust me. You can dance.” - Vodka "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

4 " Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you’re freaking stupid.” - Molly Wakefield to her brother "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

5 " If thought bubbles appeared over my head, I would be so screwed...” - Someecards.com "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

6 " Just shut up and put it in.” - Overheard (and misunderstood) at Galaxy Golf "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

7 " Girlfriend? That’s a funny way to pronounce Netflix” - Rachel Sinclair, Molly’s occasional (and always sarcastic) study partner. "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

8 " Stacy is one ‘duh’ short of a dozen. She’s all foam and no beer, although she does fill out her tops well with her artificially enhanced assets. I worry that her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)

9 " Whatever. I’ll just date myself. "

― Sara Ney , He Kissed Me First (Kiss and Make Up #2)