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21 " We don't really have a movie industry; we have a trailer industry. The movie guys make five minutes worth of stuff to get people in the theatre, and eighty-five minutes of filler. "
― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul
22 " The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them. "
23 " The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity. "
24 " Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much. "
25 " What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution. "
26 " Few things in life are certain, and one of them is that you can turn on the television at three in the morning and someone will be singing and dancing on the Indian channel. Proof of Nietzsche's theory of eternal recurrence. "
27 " There are limits to self-improvement. Inevitably you hit the point where what you are is, well, what you are, and all the teach-yourself videos and easy-to-use equipment on those creatinous home TV shopping things can no longer ward off you confrontation with your self. "
28 " What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late. "