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Chicken Pox for the Soul QUOTES

Chicken Pox for the Soul QUOTES

1 " You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again, you might try hypnosis. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

2 " People who read books in public places are regarded with suspicion because they appear self-sufficient. When you seem self-sufficient, other people think that you think you're better than them, and they get resentful. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

3 " The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

4 " Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

5 " Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

6 " Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

7 " Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

8 " What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

9 " We like to think that all people have hidden depths, but the fact is that a lot of people are shallow.

The vast majority don't have an opinion until they tune in to AM radio or read the papers. Then they become social critics. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

10 " Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

11 " One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

12 " In relationships it is best to assume nothing. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

13 " We are all the same in that we all want to be different. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

14 " The more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

15 " Life is a series of random collisions. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

16 " Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it? "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

17 " While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

18 " As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore you can expect to make horrible mistakes no matter how long you live. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

19 " People will hate you for no apparent reason. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul

20 " The reason men rule is because women let them. "

― Jessica Zafra , Chicken Pox for the Soul