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Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7) QUOTES

Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7) QUOTES

1 " And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

2 " HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

3 " What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

4 " Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

5 " Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

6 " Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, 'Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin? "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

7 " i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

8 " Mum said, "It is the thought that counts."

And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

9 " I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?"

Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'"

I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

10 " However, I will never feel anything again.
Good.
I am done with love.
It's a mug's game.
I am just going to sit in my room for the rest of my life not doing stuff. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

11 " They were looking really scared. They had probably seen her knees "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)

12 " Libby carried on singing and wiggling around in Mum's arm, and then Mum noticed me. Being in my bedroom.
"What are you up to, Georgia? Why are you in here?"
I said, "Not that anyone notices, but this is actually my room. You know, for me to be in. I was in bed, as it happens."
Mum said as she went out, "Oh you must be sooo tired, all that lip gloss and mascara to carry round all day."
Vair vair amusing. Not. "

― Louise Rennison , Startled by His Furry Shorts (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #7)