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'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6) QUOTES

'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6) QUOTES

1 " You’re kidding, right?” I asked in response to his song choice. I was being dragged through a tunnel by a tripping madman singing Disney songs…with zombies above me. I couldn’t have made this shit up if I tried. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

2 " Talbot?” Tracy cried, barely able to contain her surprise or shock. “Is that really you?” She took a half step towards me. “Of course it is!” BT said, barreling towards me. “Who the fuck else would wear a tin foil hat! "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

3 " Well that’s one benefit of the zombie apocalypse…drunk driving isn’t a crime anymore. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

4 " The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn’t get out of the garage. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

5 " I was now getting quite possibly the first zombie piggy back ride. I wasn’t thrilled with having my knees next to her mouth, but after one failed attempt with her thick arms to wave me away she completely forgot about me as she stood back up, my added weight not hampering or hindering her in the least. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

6 " Beside wearing too short shorts and a tight wife beater t-shirt, plus driving in a lime green Gremlin, the day was going exceedingly well. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

7 " There were no zombies in those movies is all I’m saying. How many dangers should we have to face on any given day? We’ve got zombies, vampires, rednecks and now a biker gang. Enough is enough already! "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

8 " Man is so malleable and will do almost anything to anyone to get ahead. They are so wrapped up in themselves that they fail to realize just how little time they will walk the earth. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

9 " BT, I’d been saving his ass for close to twenty-five years before you ever came in the picture. I think if anyone is qualified to do it, it’s me.” “I hate when you two do this,” I told them. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

10 " It was a cold Old Milwaukee in a can, not necessarily my favorite. But I had adopted a new beer credo for the end of times: my new favorite beers were, first, free ones, and secondly, cold ones. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

11 " You’re delusional, sister, these people you hunt down have done nothing to you.” “I did not create this plague.” “Yes, but you are taking advantage of it. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

12 " Who the hell was I to tell him differently? Shit, I was just some bald guy wearing a poncho and a tin foil hat. I would have been shunned by bums in Detroit. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

13 " I was now secretly wondering if perhaps Ship-Sized-Shoe-Stephanie, who couldn’t cook but could apparently keep an ancient vehicle finely tuned may or may not be of the feminine persuasion. Again it made absolutely no difference to me, just fodder for my thoughts. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

14 " I can’t imagine you ever going to a dump,” BT said to her. “I’ve had reason,” she replied flatly. “I don’t even want to know,” BT said. “I wouldn’t tell you anyway. All I know is that if I run out of cigarettes I plan on making your life a living hell, "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

15 " Tomas had finally come to the realization of who—and more importantly what—his sister had become. No amount of reasoning, pleading, begging, or crying would change that. She had become a monster to rival anything ever produced in the pages of a book or on the cells of a film. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

16 " I did it because I stood a better chance of surviving with them than without them. Not because I have any personal affinity for either one. I think your brother-in-law is a dolt personally, and BT was just your husband’s lackey. Without Mike directing him, he is as unsure of himself as an eighteen-year-old virgin with a hooker. Now Michael I miss, that was a man that could get out of a jam, smart enough to know what to do and dumb enough to do it himself. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

17 " And now I’m going into battle with a man with a tinfoil hat on and you’re giving me shit? That’s like the skunk calling the wet dog smelly! "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

18 " No wonder psychiatrists were batty as shit. How could you not catch some crazy when you were around it all day? "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

19 " They are creating some sort of secretion that keeps them safe while they are in hibernation. I would imagine it also has some nutrients involved,” John said, glassy eyed. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)

20 " The Army guys would be tough, but the Navy Seals would be brutal, I love my Marine Corps, but the SEALS were second to none, not only in the US, but the entire planet. "

― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)