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1 " If you can't beat em. Become as crazy as a fuckin' loon and enjoy the ride. "
― Mark Tufo , An Old Beginning (Zombie Fallout, #8)
2 " I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole. "
― Mark Tufo , Zombie Fallout (Zombie Fallout, #1)
3 " Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy. "
― Mark Tufo
4 " Why didn’t I listen to my drill instructor from boot camp? He told us flat out, ‘Don’t EVER volunteer for anything! If you’re picked you go, but don’t EVER volunteer your worthless lives!’ Words to live by. "
5 " You’re kidding, right?” I asked in response to his song choice. I was being dragged through a tunnel by a tripping madman singing Disney songs…with zombies above me. I couldn’t have made this shit up if I tried. "
― Mark Tufo , 'Till Death Do Us Part (Zombie Fallout, #6)
6 " Is he singing?” BT asked. “He is. What is that shit…REO Speedwagon? Why are you crackers always bat-shit crazy? You’d never see a black man tip-toeing through the zombies singing crappy 80’s music. "
― Mark Tufo , For the Fallen (Zombie Fallout #7)
7 " And Lord knows I’d pissed off enough people in my life that ‘friendly fire’ was always a personal concern of mine. "
― Mark Tufo , The End Has Come and Gone (Zombie Fallout, #4)
8 " Tommy might be a boy in outer appearance but he was 500 years my senior and significantly more powerful than me. "We" had a serious problem really meant, "I" had a serious problem. "
― Mark Tufo , Rise of the Werewolf (Lycan Fallout #1)
9 " Talbot?” Tracy cried, barely able to contain her surprise or shock. “Is that really you?” She took a half step towards me. “Of course it is!” BT said, barreling towards me. “Who the fuck else would wear a tin foil hat! "
10 " Well that’s one benefit of the zombie apocalypse…drunk driving isn’t a crime anymore. "
11 " Ah, precocious kids, don’t you just want to throw them up against a wall and see if they stick? "
― Mark Tufo , A Plague Upon Your Family (Zombie Fallout #2)
12 " They say drinking alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, well, neither does drinking milk. "
13 " Holy shit, do you guys dare each other every night to see who can do the stupidest shit the next morning? "
― Mark Tufo , Into the Fire (Indian Hill #5)
14 " Men, by nature, are built for win or lose. We can deal with either scenario, sometimes poorly, other times with dignified grace. But we need to win or we need to lose. "
15 " So let’s make sure we’re clear on this: Obviously the people that managed to get to the roof knew their lives were in danger. They had the presence of mind to climb to a safe haven and even to arm themselves as best they could. So far so good, but then one of the group decided that they might need some beverages to stave off thirst, still good. That person, fearing for his life, went to the beer section, which again is admirable, everyone knows beer is the nectar of the gods. But then he grabs Keystone Light? Are you kidding me? I’d rather eat the can than drink the contents. "
16 " Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy.’ "
17 " it looked like we had gone through a car wash designed by Stephen King. "
18 " Fine, just don’t get shot again,” she told me as she grabbed her backpack. Really? I thought. Wouldn’t that kind of be the first thing I would avoid? That’s like saying, ‘Don’t let that train hit you’. Or, ‘don’t let the chainsaw-wielding madman disembowel you’. Or better yet ‘Contents of Coffee Cup are extremely hot, do not pour in lap’. "
19 " Somehow it seemed nobler to die naked like a savage than with a terry cloth towel around my waist. "
20 " But when a giant black man is screaming at the top of his lungs in a post-apocalyptic world that you need to get your skinny asses back on the truck to save yourselves, you tend to listen. "
