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1 " Scientist Welsh is holding some soil in his hand, pours it into a container. The ＥＸＥＣＵＴＩＶＥＳ burst in.ＴＯＤＤDr. Welsh, these cave-ins are getting worse.ＪＡＮＥCan't we put something in the holes, to fill it in?ＤＲ． ＷＡＬＳＨYes, yes. The best thing I can devise is this foam. It hardens, and can support as much weight as dirt.ＴＯＤＤOh. Great.They seem relieved. Then…ＲＯＮWhy don't we just build our new planet out of that foam?ＤＲ． ＷＡＬＳＨWell it's poisonous.No reaction.ＲＯＮAlso it costs more than dirt.ＡＬＬAhhhh.BEAT.ＲＯＮWhat's the main ingredient?ＤＲ． ＷＡＬＳＨPoison foam. "
― Bob Odenkirk , Hollywood Said No!: Orphaned Film Scripts, Bastard Scenes, and Abandoned Darlings from the Creators of Mr. Show
2 " That ship has not only sailed but has been dry-docked and turned into a museum. "
3 " ＤＯＮ…send the ambassador to Cuba, and firmly remind them that democracy is America's number one export. "
