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The Potty Mouth at the Table QUOTES

The Potty Mouth at the Table QUOTES

1 " How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of your body the day after you eat it. "

― Laurie Notaro , The Potty Mouth at the Table

2 " The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal meth, and (2) Sister smoked that crystal meth and kept smoking it until she had been awake for seven days and then stumbled into a tattoo parlor with a really bad idea that she had quickly sketched on a napkin from Carl's Jr. "

― Laurie Notaro , The Potty Mouth at the Table

3 " If you really want to be afraid for mankind, you don't even need to know who Paul Ryan is. All you have to do is lurk for five minutes by the pharmacy. "

― Laurie Notaro , The Potty Mouth at the Table