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1 " What’s more, his faded old jeans hugged his ass perfectly as he stepped forward to toss a ring, and then they loosened as he stepped back. Hug, loosen, hug, loosen, hug, hug…hug…loosen. Jeans all perfectly rumpled right down to his dull, black boots. No doubt he chose those jeans specifically for their butt-hugging abilities. He probably practiced that hug-promoting movement in the mirror. "
― Carolyn Crane , Devil's Luck (The Disillusionists, #3.5)
2 " On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten. "