On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay QUOTES

1 " It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

3 " A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

5 " The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

7 " Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay

9 " Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay