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Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1) QUOTES

Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1) QUOTES

1 " My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

2 " Now I see that it isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them that makes the difference. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

3 " It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life.

CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING.

Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid.

Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you.

Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing.

It would make the whole experience easier. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

4 " Some things go too deep for words. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

5 " Cope or die. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

6 " Like my grandmother always said, 'you never know the blessings that come from suffering. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

7 " Mom's note on the dining room table to me and Faith read:

Daughters of mine,
In case you haven't noticed, no one has seen the top of our dining room table in months. I seem to recall it is oak, but as the days dwindle by, I'm less and less sure. Perhaps this is because your school books, files, papers, magazines, letters, underwear, etc., are shielding it from normal use. My goal for you, dear offspring, to be accomplished in twenty-four hours (no excuses), is the clearing/exhuming of this space so that we may gather around it once again and spend quality time. Even though I am working the night shift, I will still be watching. Do it or die.

Your loving mother "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

8 " She shoved her can right under his chin. "Don't mess with seniors," she growled at him. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

9 " I looked at her from the corner of my eye. Some people are hard to imagine as children. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

10 " Elden started toward me, "I think that's enough!"

The man I almost knocked down bolted from his chair and shouted, "Let her speak!"

Yield, rat boy! "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)

11 " Mother, this is a confidential business discussion. I hardly think that your driver can add anything noteworthy."

I could kick you in the stomach, I thought, moving toward the couch. I could drag you across Texas by your pointy ears. "

― Joan Bauer , Rules of the Road (Rules of the Road, #1)