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1 " My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. "
― Nicole Peeler , Tempest’s Fury (Jane True, #5)
2 " The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate. "
3 " I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm. "
4 " ...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex. "
5 " He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did. "
6 " You’re the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You’re not allowed to be scared of a penis. "
7 " It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin. "
8 " Seriously, you’re so old. What did people do for dates when you were a puppy? If you club me over the head and take me to your cave, I’ll be traumatized. You can’t pull that shit on a girl who’s half seal. We have a history. "
9 " Standing there, I felt almost overwhelmed by the room. It was the ultimate library, heaven for a girl who considered herself a strong contender for the ultimate reader. “Do you like it?” Anyan asked, his voice teasing. Looking up at his iron-grey eyes, I realized I was beyond words. In response, I could only moan. I was pretty sure I’d just had a nerdgasm. "
10 " Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you’re what I want; you make me growl. "
11 " Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie." she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from watching Torchwood. "
12 " I can always count on you to say something sexy,” he said. I blushed. “I know. I’m very smooth.” “You are smooth,” he murmured, leaning down to brush his lips against my forehead. “Smooth and soft and warm. I could touch you forever… "