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1 " I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs. "
― Nicole Peeler , Tempest's Legacy (Jane True, #3)
2 " My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. "
― Nicole Peeler , Tempest’s Fury (Jane True, #5)
3 " I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read. "
― Nicole Peeler
4 " The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate. "
5 " I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm. "
6 " I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off... "
7 " The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love each other — make horrendous sacrifices. They give kidneys they move across the world they die. Or become the undead because you know I like that sort of book. Basically the heroine's lover calls and she answers. Which is stupid. You know why ” Iris shook her head. “Because he's always fucking calling. "
8 " I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk. "
― Nicole Peeler , Eye of the Tempest (Jane True, #4)
9 " ...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex. "
10 " But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan. "
― Nicole Peeler , Tempest Rising (Jane True, #1)
11 " She liked a very particular kind of plot: the sort where the pirate kidnaps some virgin damsel, rapes her into loving him, and then dispatches lots of seamen while she polishes his cutlass. Or where the Highland clan leader kidnaps some virginal English Rose, rapes her into loving him, and then kills entire armies Sassenachs while she stuffs his haggis. Or where the Native American warrior kidnaps a virginal white settler, rapes her into loving him, and then kills a bunch of colonists while she whets his tomahawk. I hated to get Freudian on Linda, but her reading patterns suggested some interesting insight into why she is such a bitch. "
12 " Come hell or high water, I will separate you from your man-business. I don't care how, or if you kill me. If it means me, dead, holding your junk, I'll take your junk. Got that? "
13 " I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony. "
14 " Because I think that sometimes, when you really love somebody, you don't ask them for the kind of compromise that is actually a sacrifice. The kind where one person gives up everything they have, everything they are, just so they can be with the other person. And you certainly don't expect that shit. You don't expect someone to prove their love. To love you that little bit more than you love them. "
― Nicole Peeler , Tracking the Tempest (Jane True, #2)
15 " Can I have this?" Iris asked in her honeydew voice, holding up one of the novels I'd brought her so that Amy could see the cover."Sorry, hot man is all out at the moment. We have some corpulent taxi driver and a slice of crazy cat-lady left, but we ran out of hot man hours ago. "
16 " I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion. "
17 " That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. "
18 " ...But I don't want you to be afraid to take risks. If it's worth it...If the person in his eyes is the person you want to be, the person you know you could be...then don't be scared... "
19 " My fingers scrabbled at the smooth leather interior of Ryu’s BMW as he missed the exit we needed. Causing him to drop a few more F bombs and slam on the breaks. He then opened what I assume was a rift in the space time continuum in order to hurtle his German made steal cage of doom through said continuum. "
20 " He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots—it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did. "
