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Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) QUOTES

Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5) QUOTES

1 " My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

2 " If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

3 " Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

4 " Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

5 " I’m currently unsupervised
It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

6 " Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

7 " I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

8 " A wicked grin crinkled one corner of his mouth as he secured another sticky note on the door before shutting it in my face.

I blinked, then read the note.

Use the key. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

9 " I'm a virgin.
But this is an old shirt.

--T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

10 " If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

--BUMPER STICKER "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

11 " What do you want?"

"You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

12 " Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

13 " My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.

I'm not good at cocking guns.

Really? Did she not know me at all?

I texted her back.

You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie.

Know the cock.

Be the cock. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

14 " Gemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We were friends now. I had my incontinence under control "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

15 " The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
“Wut the foock? "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

16 " I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?"

Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS.

"You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere."

"What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road.

"Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

17 " The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
“Wut the foock?”
Did he just say the F-word?
“Ya not even foocking listening.”

“Ha! This is great,” I said to the dead naked guy. He ignored me. Ozzy was so entertaining "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

18 " That's my entire weekend. I had plans"

"A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind.


"Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

19 " Unle Blob," I said, fighting my tongue's refusal to work right.

"I know you're upset, Charley, but that's no reason to call me names. "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)

20 " How would you like your eggs?"

I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized? "

― Darynda Jones , Fifth Grave Past the Light (Charley Davidson, #5)