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1 " I have romanticised you to the point where the knives you pressed into my skin began to look like cupids arrows. "
― E.J. WOOD , Beyond The Pale
2 " Did that fucktard touch you? "
3 " I'd eat your face like a pack of jackals eating their stolen spoils. "
4 " You defy me? "
5 " That's because you have couture bollocks. "
6 " You look like you are enjoying this a little too much."Oh no, just a fond memory came to mind."Whilst removing the liver? Heaven forbid. "
7 " You cut his dick off!"You know about that then? "
8 " Amelia, you are quite the challenge. "
9 " If you live in a hot or semi hot climate and have black leather seats in your sexy black car then, in summer, if you are wearing shorts as I was you must get used to the smell of bacon frying. "
10 " Do try it; it's their best kept secret if you ask me.'I´m more of a meat eater. "