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Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) QUOTES

Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2) QUOTES

1 " Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

2 " His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

3 " For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

4 " I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

5 " I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

6 " You would use your body to get what you want?"
"In a heartbeat."
He was hurt. I could feel it echo through him. He stepped closer again, leveled his face inches from mine, and whispered in the softest of voices, “Whore. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

7 " You’re the reason I breathe "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

8 " Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of contact. I really hated to interrupt, but … “Reyes, are you listening to me?”
He raised his head, a sensual grin playing at the corners of his mouth, and said, “I‘m listening.”
“To what? The sound of blood rushing to your nether regions?”
“No,” he said with a husky chuckle that made me tingle everywhere. “To your heartbeat. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

9 " Time-out,” I said. He twisted his hand around and wound his fingers into mine. “You‘re putting me in time-out?”
“Yes,” I said as a shaky sigh slid through my lips.
“If I don‘t go, do I get a spanking? "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

10 " Where the hell did my bones go?" I asked. This whole upright thing had me stumped. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

11 " That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

12 " Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

13 " Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. “What have you got?”
“Besides great boobs?” I asked.
“On the case.”
He was so testy. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

14 " IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

15 " DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.
IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
—T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

16 " Make it quick," I said when I picked up.
"Okay. Two men from the FBI are here." Cookie said. Quickly.
Crap. "Men in black are at the office?"
"Well, yes, but they're actually in more of a navy."
Crapola. I so don't have time for men. In any color. "Okay, two questions. Do they look mad, and are they hot?"
After a long, long, pause, Cookie said, "One, not really. Two, no comment at this time. And three, you're on speakerphone."
After another long, long pause, I said, "Okie dokie then. Be there in a jiff. "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

17 " WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. —T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

18 " NEVER BE AFRAID TO DART AROUND IN PUBLIC, HUMMING THE MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG. —T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

19 " I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

20 " SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT "

― Darynda Jones , Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)