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1 " [H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar. "
― , The Book of Luke
2 " I guess relationships are just funny like that. It's impossible to figure out why some work out and others don't. Why someone can be so imperfect and still be the perfect person for you. Maybe, in the end, it's not about changing the person you care about. Maybe it's about learning what you can live with. Or maybe it's really about learning what you can't live without. "
3 " Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem. "
4 " GUY TIP #18:Just because you can urinate anywhere you want doesn't mean you should-even if your aim is so good you can spell out "Red Sox Rule" in capital letters with once taking a break. "
5 " People can have nicknames. Body parts should not. "
6 " He was Pinocchio to my Gepetto. "