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1 " If you find yourself becoming tired or delirious while reading this volume, or if youexperience fever, chills, nausea or extreme softness, stop reading immediately. These can bethe first signs of Void Madness "
― Chuck Tingle , Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To The Void
2 " If you suspect that your mind is succumbing to the call of The Void, immediately stopreading this guidebook for at least four hours. During that time, it is recommended that youfind calming things to relate to from this timeline, like a favorite show on television, or a delicious home cooked meal of spaghetti and chocolate milk. The more you can learn about your own body during this time of healing, the better. "
3 " If you suspect that your mind is succumbing to the call of The Void, immediately stop reading this guidebook for at least four hours. During that time, it is recommended that youfind calming things to relate to from this timeline, like a favorite show on television, or adelicious home cooked meal of spaghetti and chocolate milk. The more you can learn about your own body during this time of healing, the better. "
4 " If you find yourself becoming tired or delirious while reading this volume, or if you experience fever, chills, nausea or extreme softness, stop reading immediately. These can be the first signs of Void Madness "
5 " Do everything that you can to resist Void Madness. Focus on the love, joy andhappiness that can be found within yourself, no matter where you are. If you ponder thereality of The Void’s vast expanse for even one brief moment, it could have devastatingeffects on your mind, so focus instead on the present. Bring your attention to your day-todaygoals.How will you find food? What will you drink to survive? Where is there a safe place tohide?Focusing on the present will keep you from straying into Void Madness, and keep youproductive for the harsh times ahead. "
6 " Do everything that you can to resist Void Madness. Focus on the love, joy and happiness that can be found within yourself, no matter where you are. If you ponder thereality of The Void’s vast expanse for even one brief moment, it could have devastating effects on your mind, so focus instead on the present. Bring your attention to your day-todaygoals.How will you find food? What will you drink to survive? Where is there a safe place tohide?Focusing on the present will keep you from straying into Void Madness, and keep youproductive for the harsh times ahead. "
7 " Do everything that you can to resist Void Madness. Focus on the love, joy and happiness that can be found within yourself, no matter where you are. If you ponder thereality of The Void’s vast expanse for even one brief moment, it could have devastating effects on your mind, so focus instead on the present. Bring your attention to your day-todaygoals.How will you find food? What will you drink to survive? Where is there a safe place to hide?Focusing on the present will keep you from straying into Void Madness, and keep youproductive for the harsh times ahead. "
8 " Do everything that you can to resist Void Madness. Focus on the love, joy and happiness that can be found within yourself, no matter where you are. If you ponder the reality of The Void’s vast expanse for even one brief moment, it could have devastating effects on your mind, so focus instead on the present. Bring your attention to your day-to-day goals.How will you find food? What will you drink to survive? Where is there a safe place to hide?Focusing on the present will keep you from straying into Void Madness, and keep youproductive for the harsh times ahead. "