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1 " I have nothing against gay officers, but its time to get your shit straight an leave the drag at home. "
― Khalia N. Hades , The Alaskan Mummy
2 " Excuse me soldiers, but do you mind stepping away from your lady friends?"We were here for the prostitutes."And why should we do that crypt Keeper? "
3 " I know you did what you could to help pappa.""Kid," I brushed his hand off my shoulder. "Your father did a stupid thing and paid the price for it. Now fuck off. "
4 " Where did they get this guy? Seriously, fresh from the Birdcage club? "
5 " There was a slight rapping at my bathroom door. "Are you alright in there?""No." I responded. "I'm drowning. "
6 " Ank froze. The moaning became more stressful and a little bit louder. “I think its coming from the basement.”Without warning, Ank grabs a pool stick and starts banging on the floorboards. “Would you shut up! It four o’clock in the morning and people are trying to get their beauty sleep! "
7 " I had to laugh. “Come on, Scooby Doo. Let see what’re made of.”Ank scoffed dryly. “I’m made of chicken shit.” he bobs his head to the side. “That’s what I'm made of. "
8 " I shrug. I tend to do that alot. “A mummy.”“Hold up a second.” he starts to pace. “How thefuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?”Shaking my head, I smile. “I have no idea. "
9 " Curse! "
10 " Cold?” I smiled.“Fuck the temperature drop.” he shivered. “Is it dead? "
11 " I’m going to need a wig. "
12 " What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator? "
13 " How the fuck did a mummy get stuck under our floorboards?”Shaking my head, I smile. “I have no idea.” I point toward the hallway leading to the closet between our bedroom doors. “Grab the explosives. "
