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1 " Generally speaking it is ruled by the Royalists on Mondays, Wednesdays and every other Thursday; in between those, the republican Revolutionaries manage to take over, except once a year when the People's Goat Liberation Army comes down from the hills and attacks the post office. "
― Terry Pratchett , The Time-travelling Caveman
2 " That was how things were done in history. As soon as you saw a place, you had to conquer it, and usually the English Channel was full of ships queuing up to come and have a good conquer. "
3 " If you’ve got nothing to do,’ chieftains would tell their sons, ‘go and conquer England. "
