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Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2) QUOTES

Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2) QUOTES

1 " Their names are Death, Disease, War, and Sparkle-Darkle Glitter-tits,” Sophie said. “They’re the four little ponies of the Apocalypse. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

2 " You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

3 " I like my tea like I like my men,” Audrey said. Jane looked at her quizzically. “Weak and green,” Charlie said. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

4 " When he was reading he could fly away into the wildest skies of imagination, untethered to the reality that his soul was trapped in a wretched creature cobbled together from meat and bone, like us all. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

5 " LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD! "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

6 " A little girl’s voice said, “I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!” Audrey held the phone out for Charlie. “It’s for you. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

7 " Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending they were friends. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

8 " I’m not scared, Daddy. I just need some crunchy Cheese Newts up in this bitch. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

9 " Minty Fresh made a motion with his hands of leveling, as if he were smoothing an imaginary tablecloth of calm over a counter constructed of contemporary freak-out. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

10 " Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? Seems like maybe it would make more sense to call in a SWAT team or Special Forces.” “That won’t work, isn’t Special Forces where everyone gets a hug?” Charlie called. “That’s the Special Olympics,” Rivera said over his shoulder. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

11 " Son, I’ma tell you something ain’t nobody else in the world can tell you: you got no soul. And I’ma tell your future, too: you ain’t never gonna get a soul, you keep makin’ people’s shit small.” Evan’s eyes started to roll back in his head and the big man shook him like dust mop until he came back to the room. “You ain’t shit, Evan, and you ain’t never gonna be shit until you show some passion for something. Y’all got to love something. Y’all got to hate something. Y’all got to want something. Pissing on other people’s passion ’cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward—a little bitch. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

12 " Y’all got to love something. Y’all got to hate something. Y’all got to want something. Pissing on other people’s passion ’cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward—a "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

13 " Getting a rise out of him was like trying to give a handjob to a parking meter: you were going to end up frustrated and exhausted long before a cop came along to haul you away. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

14 " there's a shitload of insufferable know-it-all hipsters who will work for next to nothing for the privilege of condescending to customers about their musical knowledge. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

15 " At “tooth fairy,” Sophie popped her head out the door. “I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with! "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

16 " Do not be afraid Everyone before you has died You cannot stay Any more than a baby can stay forever in the womb Leave behind all you know All you love Leave behind pain and suffering This is what Death is. —The Book of Living and Dying (The Tibetan Book of the Dead) "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

17 " This is a time in baseball when steroids have become a pretty big deal. On our team, you got Barry Bonds, who is hitting home runs like a mortar barrage, and whose head has grown to a size where when they make his promotional bobble-head, they just do the whole thing to scale, while across the bay in Oakland, Mark McGwire now has forearms like Popeye and will only speak in dialects of horse, and they’re keeping José Canseco chained to a post under the ballpark and throwing him raw meat until right before game time, so the league is starting to get sensitive about it. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

18 " He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

19 " Congratulations, you have been chosen to act as Death, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it. "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)

20 " Maybe life is just easier if you're a little goofy... "

― Christopher Moore , Secondhand Souls (Grim Reaper, #2)