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You Oughta Know By Now QUOTES

You Oughta Know By Now QUOTES

1 " Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing. "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now

2 " There’s no such thing as free kittens. "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now

3 " It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about). "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now

4 " Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames. "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now

5 " When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now

6 " Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while. "

― Brian P. Cleary , You Oughta Know By Now