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Doctor Sally QUOTES

Doctor Sally QUOTES

1 " Suiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?'

'Oh, rather!'

'What do you do about it?'

'I generally take a couple of cocktails. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally

2 " Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?'

'Oh, rather!'

'What do you do about it?'

'I generally take a couple of cocktails. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally

3 " Water!' cried Marie.
'Vinegar!' recommended the bell-boy.
'Eu-de-Cologne!' said Bill.
'Pepper!' said Lord Tidmouth.
Mary had another suggestion.
'Give her air!'
So had the bell-boy.
'Slap her hands!'
Lord Tidmouth went further.
'Sit on her head!' he advised. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally

4 " If you don't want me to attend the patient I'll go.'

'But she can't see a doctor now.'

'Why not?'

'She isn't well. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally

5 " Excuse me, I must go and putt "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally

6 " Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him. "

― P.G. Wodehouse , Doctor Sally