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21 " I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil. "
― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)
22 " Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets. "
23 " I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it. "
24 " Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight. "
25 " Um, didn’t Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn’t use sheets as a way out of prison?” I laughed. “I don’t remember if they busted it or not. "