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Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1) QUOTES

Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1) QUOTES

1 " Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

2 " Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

3 " Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

4 " Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

5 " Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together? "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

6 " Present a united front: YOU against the zombies. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

7 " Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

8 " You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

9 " Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

10 " Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know? "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

11 " So you killed him with what now?"

"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

12 " Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

13 " Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

14 " Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

15 " Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

16 " I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

17 " Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

18 " Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

19 " Thank God for the second amendment. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)

20 " I went all kung fu on his zombie ass. "

― Jesse Petersen , Married with Zombies (Living with the Dead, #1)