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Spotless (Spotless, #1) QUOTES

Spotless (Spotless, #1) QUOTES

1 " Here’s one secret no one will tell you about getting laid after a date. DON’T TALK. Most girls blame either their looks or excessive timidity for their virginity. This is only true to an extent. These girls are also horribly annoying.”
—Aurelia Nichols & Jillie Bean, 101 Tips to Lose Your Virginity after 25 "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

2 " Never in my life had I wished so hard for a thousand-foot-wide asteroid to change its course to hit someone directly in the face. Granted, it would have wiped out the entire country and possibly caused an impact winter on Earth in the process, but the greater good of mankind was worth some modicum of sacrifice. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

3 " I like ostriches. There’s a certain depth to their gaze,” he mused quietly. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

4 " (Just so you know, I practice Spanish watching Dora the Explorer and playing GTA, so I know how to say backpack, whore, and weed. I hope you’re impressed.) "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

5 " I’m sorry for being a little tense, Island. I suppose I’m not used to having guests in the front seat. My clients usually ride in the trunk, you know. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

6 " I had sometimes met guys who looked like they worked out a lot; however, overly conservative social boundaries had restrained me from tearing their shirts open in public to check the goods. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

7 " I processed his words, my lips searching for his clumsily in the dark. I felt his fingers squeeze my neck. And that douche choked me out. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

8 " Understatement of the year, although I highly doubted March was trying to lure me under the sheets. If he was, then it probably qualified as the second-worst attempt at seduction ever in the animal kingdom—the worst one being, in my opinion, the way some octopuses tear their own penis off and throw it in their girlfriend’s general direction, only for it to swim toward the lady and latch onto her body. No. Just no. "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

9 " As Dries stared at “his” Cullinan the way a pedophile stares at a five-year-old, "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)

10 " My accomplice clearly had unresolved issues with March, because he was encouraging him to satisfy his own mother. (Just so you know, I practice Spanish watching Dora the Explorer and playing GTA, so I know how to say backpack, whore, and weed. I hope you’re impressed.) "

― Camilla Monk , Spotless (Spotless, #1)