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1 " Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids. "
― Bill Maher , New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
2 " And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world. "
3 " New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are “same sex” marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex. "
