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Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3) QUOTES

Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3) QUOTES

1 " Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

2 " Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

3 " They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian! "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

4 " I stare at her, as dumbstruck as if she'd just admitted she's a Scientologist with an invitation to join Tom and Katie on the spaceship when it shows up. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

5 " Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overact or anything, but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

6 " Pizza Hut isn't real pizza," I tell them. "The way that balloon of Big Bird they fly in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't the real Big Bird. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

7 " I’ll just go at my own pace. Nice and easy. Here we go. There, see? I’m doing it. I’m running! Hey, look at me! I’m running! I’m— Okay, well, that’s enough of that. Whew. I mean, a girl could hyperventilate from doing that. And seriously, it’s my first day. Don’t want to overdo it. Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I’m not trying to overreact or anything, but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. Is that even possible? I mean, could my uterus just come sliding out? I "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

8 " I don't want water!" Sarah cries, her face buried against my chest.
I can't see what's going on in the rest of the lobby beacuse Sarah's hair is flying up in my face, blocking my view.
I want justice!" she wails.
Well, we'll get you some of that too." Magda has appeared from out of nowhere. "Maybe there's some in the freezer. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

9 " I'll just go at my own pace. Nice and easy. Here we go. There, see? I'm doing it. I'm running! Hey, look at me! I'm running! I'm-
Okay, well, that's enough of that. Whew. I mean, a girl could hyperventilate from doing that. And seriously, it's my first day. Don't want to overdo it. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)

10 " Is your boss in? Because I think we'd better speak to him."
"Well," I say. "That's going to be hard."
"Why, for heaven's sake?" Brian wants to know.
"Because he got shot in the head yesterday," I reply.
Brian flinches. But Mr. Rosetti just nods.
"It happens," he says, with a shrug. "

― Meg Cabot , Big Boned (Heather Wells, #3)