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The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #5) QUOTES

The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #5) QUOTES

1 " I just want someone who will randomly bring me tacos and squeeze my junk. That’s it. Why can’t there be an app for that? "

― Sara Ney , The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #5)

2 " The second I saw Skylar, it was like a punch to the gut. I knew I wasn’t going to make it out the other side without some collateral damage. "

― Sara Ney , The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #5)

3 " For what it’s worth, I…” It sounds like I’m choking on my words, throat constricting. “I think you’re pretty fucking perfect. "

― Sara Ney , The Lying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #5)