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1 " There’s the Alpha male named Charles, the Alpha female Heather, the oldest female cub Jessie (my favorite), the younger male cub Daniel (who needs a lesson in manners, if he pulls my ears one more time I will relieve myself on his pillow) and the infant cub who is my second favorite "
― Mark Tufo , The Book of Riley 1 (The Book of Riley #1)
2 " I’d rather mate with a snake,” I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went. "